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Funny gear for mechanics, tech nerds, AI addicts, golfers, gym rats, tailgaters and dads with a track record of saying “this is probably fine.” Printed and shipped in the USA.
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Seven crews, one shop. Pick your people and the wall below filters to their jokes.
MechanicLube jobs, torque specs, knuckles that have seen things.
Trucker & DieselHot coffee, cold diesel, same bad attitude.
Crane CrewEmergency dumpster fire response team.
Tech & AIToo many tabs. Somehow still user error.
GymLift bad ideas, not people.
Dad jokes & beerBeer solves most of my problems.
OutdoorsBad ideas catch fish too.
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All 195 listings, straight from the current catalog. Every tile goes to Etsy; use the tabs to narrow down.
Emergency Dumpster Fire Response Team Sticker$4.99
Emergency Dumpster Fire Response Team Hoodie$34.99
Emergency Dumpster Fire Response Team Can Cooler$9.99
Emergency Dumpster Fire Response Team Mug$14.99
Emergency Dumpster Fire Response Team T-Shirt$24.99
Some of My Best Ideas Happen Here Sticker$4.99
Broke Fixed Repeated Sticker$4.99
Tools Therapy and Bad Ideas Sticker$4.99
Mechanics Make It Work Sticker$4.99
Tired Dirty Happy Can Cooler$9.99
That Sounds Like a Tomorrow Problem Can Cooler$9.99
Tools Therapy and Bad Ideas Can Cooler$9.99
Diesel Therapy Can Cooler$9.99
Broke Fixed Repeated Hoodie$34.99
Fueled by Diesel and Bad Ideas Hoodie$34.99
Built Not Bought Hoodie$34.99
Mechanics Make It Work Hoodie$34.99
Manage the Chaos Mug$14.99
Some of My Best Ideas Happen Here Mug$14.99
Fueled by Coffee and Bad Ideas Mug$14.99
Some Days It Just Be Like That Mug$14.99
That Sounds Like a Tomorrow Problem Mug$14.99
Tools Therapy and Bad Ideas Mug$14.99
Diesel Therapy Mug$14.99
Some of My Best Ideas Happen Here T-Shirt$24.99
Fueled by Coffee and Bad Ideas T-Shirt$24.99
Some Days It Just Be Like That T-Shirt$24.99
That Sounds Like a Tomorrow Problem T-Shirt$24.99
Lift Fuel Fix Repeat T-Shirt$24.99
Gym Now So I Can Fix More Later T-Shirt$24.99
Broke Fixed Repeated T-Shirt$24.99
Tools Therapy and Bad Ideas T-Shirt$24.99
Fueled by Diesel and Bad Ideas T-Shirt$24.99
Diesel Therapy T-Shirt$24.99
Built Not Bought T-Shirt$24.99
Tired Dirty Happy T-Shirt$24.99
Same Job Different Zip Code T-Shirt$24.99
Manage the Chaos T-Shirt$24.99
Mechanics Make It Work T-Shirt$24.99
Copy of Keep America Truckin Shirt$24.99
Hot Coffee Cold Diesel Same Bad Attitude Mug$14.99
Diesel Fixes Most of My Problems Mug$14.99
Keep America Truckin Shirt$24.99
Trucker Life Shirt$24.99
Diesel Fixes Most of My Problems Shirt$24.99
Hot Coffee Cold Diesel Same Bad Attitude Shirt$24.99
Hot Coffee Cold Diesel Same Bad Attitude Sticker$4.99
Somewhere Between Broke and Bad Ideas Sticker$4.99
Keep America Truckin Sticker$4.99
Good Truckers Good Dogs Great Times Sticker$4.99
Miles Make Better Stories Sticker$4.99
I'm Not Late I'm On Trucker Time Sticker$4.99
Diesel Fixes Most of My Problems Sticker$4.99
Caution Wide Turns and Bad Ideas Sticker$4.99
Trucker Life Sticker$4.99
Keep The Shiny Side Up Sticker$4.99
Fueled By Diesel and Bad Ideas Sticker$4.99
Objects In Mirror Are Losing Sticker$4.99
Same Shit Different Highway Hoodie$34.99
Same Shit Different Highway Shirt$24.99
Diesel Tech Life Mug$14.99
Shop Labor Rates Mug$14.99
I Turn Wrenches Not Feelings Mug$14.99
Fixed It Myself Shirt$24.99
Shop Labor Rates Hoodie$34.99
I Turn Wrenches Not Feelings Hoodie$34.99
Diesel Tech Life Hoodie$34.99
Diesel Tech Life Skull with Wrenches Sticker$4.99
I Turn Wrenches Not Feelings Shirt$24.99
Shop Labor Rates Diesel Mechanic Shirt$24.99
Diesel Tech Life Skull Mechanic Tee$24.99
Cross Threaded Better Than Loctite Mechanic Skull Hoodie$34.99
Cross Threaded Skull Mechanic Hoodie$34.99
Cross Threaded? Better Than Loctite Foam Trucker Hat$24.99
Cross Threaded Better Than Loctite Trucker Hat$24.99
Cross Threaded? Better Than Loctite$24.99
Cross Threaded? Better Than Loctite$24.99
Same Shit Different Day Sticker$4.99
Technicians Dad Sticker$4.99
Tech Support Sticker$4.99
Bad Ideas Catch Fish Too Sticker$4.99
Boat Hair Don't Care Sticker$4.99
Fueled By Bad Ideas Sticker$4.99
Hooked On Bad Ideas Sticker$4.99
Only You Can Prevent Bad Ideas Sticker$4.99
Crane Technician Sticker$4.99
Service Sticker$4.99
Tech Life Sticker$4.99
Built To Fix Bad Ideas Sticker$4.99
Crane Technician Trucker Hat$24.99
Service Trucker Hat$24.99
Tech Life Trucker Hat$24.99
Built To Fix Bad Ideas Trucker Hat$24.99
Same Shit Different Day Trucker Hat$24.99
Technicians Dad Trucker Hat$24.99
Tech Support Trucker Hat$24.99
Bad Ideas Catch Fish Too Trucker Hat$24.99
Boat Hair Don't Care Trucker Hat$24.99
Fueled By Bad Ideas Trucker Hat$24.99
Hooked On Bad Ideas Trucker Hat$24.99
Only You Can Prevent Bad Ideas Trucker Hat$24.99
Fueled By Bad Ideas T-Shirt$24.99
Hooked On Bad Ideas T-Shirt$24.99
Only You Can Prevent Bad Ideas T-Shirt$24.99
Crane Technician T-Shirt$24.99
Service T-Shirt$24.99
Tech Life T-Shirt$24.99
Built To Fix Bad Ideas T-Shirt$24.99
Same Shit Different Day T-Shirt$24.99
Technicians Dad T-Shirt$24.99
Tech Support T-Shirt$24.99
Bad Ideas Catch Fish Too T-Shirt$24.99
Boat Hair Don't Care T-Shirt$24.99
I've Got a Big Tool Box T-Shirt$24.99
Size Matters Mechanic Tee$24.99
Parts Swappers Garage Shirt$24.99
Torque Dirty mechanic wrench tee$24.99
Bad Idea Skull graphic T-Shirt$24.99
Sore Today Less Sensitive Tomorrow T-Shirt$24.99
Beer Solves Most of My Problems T-Shirt$24.99
Gym Now Beer Later Tee$24.99
It's the Stroke That Counts engine pistons shirt$24.99
Discipline Looks Good On You Tee$24.99
Lift Bad Ideas Not People T-Shirt$24.99
Good Things Come to Those Who Lift Tee$24.99
Swamp Side Crew Gator Shirt$24.99
Diesel and Bad Ideas Shirt$24.99
Sunshine State Good People Questionable Decisions Shirt$24.99
Good Dogs Bad Ideas Shirt$24.99
Florida Raised Questionably Trained Shirt$24.99
Same Shit Different Height Shirt$24.99
Work Harder So Our Bad Ideas Look Good Shirt$24.99
Sparks Solve Problems Welder Shirt$24.99
Service Dept Crane Shirt$24.99
Unisex Heavy Blend Hooded Sweatshirt$39.99
I'm Here Because You Broke Something Shirt$24.99
Size Matters Tape Measure Mouse Pad$14.99
Skull Soldier American Flag Foam Trucker Hat$24.99
Lift Heavy or Go Home Protein Shaker$21.99
Awful House Mug$14.99
Turn Wrenches Not Excuses Trucker Hat$24.99
Skull Wrench QR Code Sticker$15.99
Skull with Wrenches Hockey Puck$29.99
Bad Idea Print Co Calendar 2027$24.99
Bad Idea skull with wrench vanity plate$19.99
The Right to Repair Isn't a Theory It's a Lifestyle mug$14.99
I Turn Grills On and Dad Jokes Out Mug$14.99
Discipline Looks Good On You Black Coffee Mug$14.99
Beer Solves Most of My Problems Coffee Mug$14.99
I've Got a Big Tool Box mug$14.99
It's The Stroke That Counts coffee mug$14.99
Turn Wrenches Not Excuses Skull, Coffee Mug$14.99
Sore Today Less Sensitive Tomorrow Mug$14.99
Lift Bad Ideas Not People Mug$14.99
Torque Dirty Mechanics Mug$14.99
I Fix Stuff and Cuss Mug$14.99
Dirty Hands Clean Money Mug$14.99
Gym Now Beer Later Mug$14.99
Bad Idea Skull Patch Foam Trucker Hat$24.99
QR Code Skull Circle keychain$4.99
It's The Stroke That Counts Trucker Hat$24.99
My Brain Has Too Many Tabs Open Mouse Pad$19.99
Poker Cards- It's the Stroke that Counts$19.99
Talk To Me In Shortcuts Mouse Pad$14.99
QR Code Design Phone Case$29.99
Bad Idea Print Co Skull with Wrenches Mouse Pad$14.99
Beer Solves Most of My Problems Can Cooler$9.99
Lube Job Saves Lives wrench graphic Mug$14.99
Beer Solves Most Of My Problems Trucker Cap$24.99
I Turn Grills On And Dad Jokes Out sticker$4.99
Lift Bad Ideas Not People Sticker$4.99
AI Doesn't Judge My Prompts Kiss-Cut Sticker$4.99
I Fix Stuff & Cuss Can Cooler$9.99
I Turn Grills On and Dad Jokes Out Can Cooler$9.99
It's the Stroke That Counts Can Cooler$9.99
Lube Job Saves Lives Can Cooler$9.99
Gym Now Beer Later Can Cooler$9.99
Bad Idea Print Co QR Sticker, Skull Logo Decal, Toolbox Sticker, Laptop Decal, Mechanic Brand Sticker$4.99
Bad Idea Print Co Skull Wrench Sticker$4.99
Lift Bad Ideas Not People Hoodie$34.99
Wrench Skeleton Hands mechanic quote Hoodie$34.99
It's the Stroke That Counts Hoodie$34.99
Lube Job Saves Lives wrench logo Hoodie$34.99
Turn Wrenches Not Excuses Hoodie$34.99
Turn Wrenches Not Excuses Sticker$4.99
It's The Stroke That Counts sticker$4.99
I Fix Stuff & Cuss Kiss-Cut Sticker$4.99
Lube Job Saves Lives Sticker$4.99
Beer Solves Most of My Problems Sticker$4.99
Lift Bad Ideas Not People T-Shirt$24.99
Talk To Me In Shortcuts Mug$14.99
Check Engine Light Ignored Since 2019 Mug$14.99
Lube Job Mug, Funny Mechanic Coffee Mug, Oil Change Joke Gift, Auto Shop Humor Mug, Dirty Minded Garage Gift$14.99
I Like It Dirty and Greasy T-Shirt, Funny Mechanic Shirt, Dirty Joke Tee, Garage Humor Gift, Auto Shop Innuendo Shirt$24.99
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Sometimes the joke is better than the product. Sometimes the joke becomes the product.
My check engine light isn't on. It's just emotionally unavailable.
Vehicle support ticket: deniedHave you tried turning it off and pretending the problem never happened?
Step two: blame the networkI asked AI for a simple answer. It gave me a 14-step workflow and now I'm a project manager.
Nobody approved this promotionCheaper than a therapist and you leave with better posture.
Results may varyI came. I saw. I three-putted.
Scorecard withheld pending investigationSore today, less sensitive tomorrow.
Discipline with a sense of humourYou think of better ones than we do
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